Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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