Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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