people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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