Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It's just like the Real World with babies
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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