after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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