just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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