when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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