The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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