I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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