Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
