after a month anything with tits is on the radar
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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