tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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