theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Everything about him screamed your future.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I had to cum in my sink.
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