Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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