yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Small penises have feelings too.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I need to calm my uterus...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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