He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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