I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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