At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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