i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
birth control should be required to get into college
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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