In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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