didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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