your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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