I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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