Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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