That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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