In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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