I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
