think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
