White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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