I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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