My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
