i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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