he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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