She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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