I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
it glows. i had to have it.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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