are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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