quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Damn victory sex feels great
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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