How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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