He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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