guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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