i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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