I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize