Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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