So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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