? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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