nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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