My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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