are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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