Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Mom said you looked used
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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