careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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