what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She even gives head with a lisp.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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