You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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